Wednesday, 14 November 2007
Wednesday, 7 November 2007
e e cummings writes a lyric
saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday night's alright
saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday night's alright
saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday night's alright
woo hee
saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday night's alright
saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday saturday night's alright
woo hee
Friday, 21 September 2007
Pick One
You can call America's conflict with Islamic extremists a (or even "the") "long war". Or you can talk about the latitude which should be given a President or government during wartime. To attempt both at once shows only stupidity, and a presumption that others share your stupidity.
Monday, 17 September 2007
Pleas for Calm
How can we stay calm at the behest of the same people who caused the panic in the first place?
Thursday, 13 September 2007
Who Knew?
Another great headline in the British papers: "Shock admission from Bank of England... WE CAN'T CONTROL MORTGAGE RATES!" Coming next, weather and teenagers are also tricky.
Friday, 7 September 2007
Explanations
In his debate with Matt Feeney, Jonah Goldberg is apparently too squeamish to close the loophole in his argument: to point out the "child-rearing customs" of mutilation and domestic slavery for girls, and violence and drunken idleness for boys, are a large contributor to the merely economic failures Mr. Goldberg does note.
Thursday, 6 September 2007
Brothers
So it turns out I have two things in common with Paul Krugman: neither of us writes about what we understand, and neither of us is ever going to win a Nobel prize.
Monday, 19 March 2007
Alan Bennett Hates Women
Is there any other explanation for the excruciatingly dull and stupid monologue with which he has saddled the lone female character in The History Boys? This page of platitudes sits in an otherwise well-paced piece of homosexual escapism like a varicose grandmother on a swim team.
Thursday, 15 March 2007
Would it work?
The poster for the Bruce Willis movie Hostage features what must be the stupidest tagline ever: "Would you sacrifice another family to save your own?"
Wednesday, 7 March 2007
HSBC
Not only setting the fox to guard the henhouse, but paying him ten bucks a year for his efforts.
Giorgio Armani underwear
Not very good for your love life, apparently. According to their poster ads, you will end up masturbating into a towel -- but really enjoying it!
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