Alan Bennett Hates Women

Is there any other explanation for the excruciatingly dull and stupid monologue with which he has saddled the lone female character in The History Boys? This page of platitudes sits in an otherwise well-paced piece of homosexual escapism like a varicose grandmother on a swim team.

Would it work?

The poster for the Bruce Willis movie Hostage features what must be the stupidest tagline ever: "Would you sacrifice another family to save your own?"

HSBC

Not only setting the fox to guard the henhouse, but paying him ten bucks a year for his efforts.

Giorgio Armani underwear

Not very good for your love life, apparently. According to their poster ads, you will end up masturbating into a towel -- but really enjoying it!